when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandomsimage

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

carlymotherfuckinghaytack:

4gifs:

Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]

this makes me happy

carlymotherfuckinghaytack:

4gifs:

Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]

this makes me happy

mindswondering:

some drag queens are a much better influence in young girls than some teen queen pop stars out there.

committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets.